Wednesday 26 August 2009
NO JOKE
NOW THIS VIDEO IS NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN UNDA THE AGE OF 18 IT IS HORRIBLE AND BLOODY DO NOT WATCH IT !!!! BUT IF UR OVA 18 FEEL FREE TO WATCH .
JOKES
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
HAHAHAHAHA
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Axel!
Axel who?
Axeldental Tourist!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Atch!
Atch who?
I'm sorry I didn't know you had a cold!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Augusta!
Augusta who?
Augusta go home now!
Monday 24 August 2009
Things Change
You can't assume
The worst will come
Because the world changes
All the time
In so many ways
That sooner or later
Something great will come along
And sweep you from your pain
It will come unexpected
When you are going about your business,
Because there with you
Are your secret wishes.
(c) Morgan Green,
embrassing moments
Embrassing moments .
1. One women was walking down mare street and A LOT of people was down there . She was walking thinking she is all that, thinking that she is looking nice . she was wearing HIGH HIGH heels, she was puttin on her lipstick and then she just tripped infront of everyone she fell on the floor all lipstick was smudge all over her face . She got up SOOO fast . It was so hilarious.
2. Me and my family went to Trinidad and went for a walk. so we was walking down the street and we came across a herd of cows then my brother was so scared and he started running and crying and then he tripped , and bruised up his knee. lol that was real funny .
3. My sister was in school and she had just finished P.E and she got the best high jumper in her class . so she was walking outside and all older people was on the wall just jammin so she thought she was nang because she got the highest score so she saw a fire gate and she jumped over it but as she ran onwards she fell straight on the floor face first all the older girls and boys laughing . when she came home she was all bruised up. BUT , i felt sorry for her . LOOOL
1. One women was walking down mare street and A LOT of people was down there . She was walking thinking she is all that, thinking that she is looking nice . she was wearing HIGH HIGH heels, she was puttin on her lipstick and then she just tripped infront of everyone she fell on the floor all lipstick was smudge all over her face . She got up SOOO fast . It was so hilarious.
2. Me and my family went to Trinidad and went for a walk. so we was walking down the street and we came across a herd of cows then my brother was so scared and he started running and crying and then he tripped , and bruised up his knee. lol that was real funny .
3. My sister was in school and she had just finished P.E and she got the best high jumper in her class . so she was walking outside and all older people was on the wall just jammin so she thought she was nang because she got the highest score so she saw a fire gate and she jumped over it but as she ran onwards she fell straight on the floor face first all the older girls and boys laughing . when she came home she was all bruised up. BUT , i felt sorry for her . LOOOL
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